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skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

http://mkaiser323.tumblr.com/post/68625316202/its-fun-to-chant-bloody-mary-into-your-cars

paulsrockinpagoda:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

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i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

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my counter:

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piccolo trombone 

http://131-di.tumblr.com/post/84604440892/the-contrabass-saxophone-is-such-an-absurd
http://i-am-literally-hitler.tumblr.com/post/80408347092
http://mooseauchocolat.tumblr.com/post/87147484774

burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

http://maahammy.tumblr.com/post/40254974578/if-youre-attractive-and-you-talk-to-me-first
http://thevirginharry.tumblr.com/post/81055050668

corneliapornelia:

Licking his lips, scratching the back of his head, stroking his thigh… Per usual (X)

http://corneliapornelia.tumblr.com/post/85303653333/licking-his-lips-scratching-the-back-of-his-head
http://jasondrewlo.tumblr.com/post/89267472984
http://mercisnm.tumblr.com/post/88759366297
http://karengphotos.tumblr.com/post/88332710342

nakedmallrat69:

mogmo:

i’m so happy to live in an age in which journalists argue that emoji ‘lack the wit and imagination of memes’

I JUST CHOKED ON MY DRINK

http://mogmo.tumblr.com/post/89174678843/im-so-happy-to-live-in-an-age-in-which
http://enerjax.tumblr.com/post/72884834702/valeria2067-john-sherlock-mycroft-lestrade

oycapaldi:

Doctor Who Fest: Day 8

↳ What is your favourite Doctor Who song/theme music? | I Am the Doctor [x]

http://oycapaldi.tumblr.com/post/89049333038/doctor-who-fest-day-8-what-is-your-favourite

bcmjs:

not you

http://bcmjs.tumblr.com/post/89256372419/not-you

ifyoucarryonthisway:

the fact that a girl being a feminist is a turn off to a lot of guys is just further proof that sexism exists they’re literally saying they don’t want a girl who requires respect because that’s just no fun 

http://averagefairy.tumblr.com/post/56347543134/the-fact-that-a-girl-being-a-feminist-is-a-turn